emptywheel Creates the Perfect MAGAt Metaphor: Cotton Swabs

I may never use a Q-tip again.

Marcy Wheeler is a terrific resource when it comes to explaining a lot of the seemingly inexplainable issues surrounding national security and civil liberties. Her blog, emptywheel, is a go to source for those in the know and should be for those who’d like to be so.

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In a recent post, JD Vance Asserts That He and Trump Cannot Win Legitimately, she coined the perfect metaphor, or perhaps analogy, to describe how the MAGAt blabbermouths twist, turn, and deflect any conversation away from anything of resembling the point. To wit:

There’s a fetish in the traditional media for asking Republicans to disavow crazy things Trump has said or done. This involves Tom Cotton so frequently I’m thinking of naming the phenomenon “Cotton swabs.” Marco Rubio and — since he became Speaker — Mike Johnson are other frequent participants in “Cotton swabbing.”

Cotton swabs describe these tools perfectly. Their knee-jerk reactions are like a toddler putting their hands over their ears and screaming to avoid listening. Toddlers eventually come around. These folks can’t or won’t. Here’s hoping they end up tossed in the wastebasket like a cotton swab coated in ear wax. But that would be one helluva pile of ear wax.

I may never use a Q-Tip again.

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