U.S. War With Iran Summed Up By Monkey With A Typewriter

Monkey see, monkey laughs at humans

This comment to an article in The Financial Times nicely sums up things currently in the Middle East, as well as in the muddled brains of those running the show here in the U.S.

An eye-level screenshot of a note on a light-brown background with dark-grey text and an outline of a bookmark and share icon at the top right. The text says, 'Monkey with typewriter. 11 hours ago. Saw this from a UN diplomat... amusing and yet hard to argue with. What a sad state of affairs we find ourselves in.' Following this is a block with a pink background and dark-grey text. It says, 'The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn't a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war. The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can't build the nuclear bomb that they weren't building for the not war that the United States started. Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous. If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.'

Frankly, as darkly humorous as it is, it’s only dark and humorous because it’s spot on. Hat tip to fellow Mastodon user Julian Schwarzenbach.

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Author: Warner Crocker

I stumble through life as a theatre director and playwright as well as a gadget geek...commenting along the way. Every day I learn something new is a good day, so I share what I find exciting, new, stupid and often worthwhile.

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