Everybody’s Happy Now Trump Has Been Indicted Again

Everybody’s happy. Everybody got their wish. The decaying orange turd that is Donald Trump has been indicted. Again. This time in Federal court on charges of…well if you don’t know you’re living in a cave and perhaps better off. But the bottom line is everybody is happy. And I mean everybody.

Those who want to see him held accountable and get his legal commeuppance will inhale any whiff of hope and chant hallelujahs in helium-like voices. Take your victories when and when you can.

Those deep in the cult or just in thrall to this miserable excuse of a cult leader are thrilled that their leader keeps muddling along on his road to martyrdom.

The Grifters get to keep on grifting like the lickspittle lampreys they are. If their shark ever stops swimming they’ll wash up on shore like fish on a Texas beach or an algae bloom in Florida.

The traditional media is also counting their windfall. They’re thrilled to death that this circus is going to continue so they can continue their clowning.

Social media companies are doing the same kind of accounting knowing users will provide the grist for its mills.

The Dems are thrilled because they know this will be the distraction they need as their counterparts continue to fall over backwards to see who can be the biggest idiot. The ruckus will keep the Dems from having to go on the attack. Which is a blessing and a curse since that they don’t seem to know how to do that.

The Republicans are also thrilled. See Grifters above as a start. But more to the point it keeps them from having to address real issues. On the face of it the Republican candidates for the nomination might look like they have a tough row to hoe, but they don’t. Most were hoping for this and plan on playing the waiting game, hoping the decaying orange turd will eventually self-destruct. It’s a strategy. It’s not a good one. Neither is anything else.

Merrick Garland is overjoyed. The heat is off. For the moment.

The donors are ecstatic. They can keep their money parked and working for them for awhile longer before having to commit.

The rest of the world just keeps laughing.

So, it’s happiness all the way round. And round and round we go. Endlessly.